Ant Philosophy

If you want ants keep the sugar box open.

You need to know what attracts whom. You don't need to hard sell sugar to ants. They are always searching for sugar and all you need to do is just open the sugar box at the right place. They'd find it sooner or later. Similarly clients are searching for solutions to their problems.

Open up - Let the smell out in the air.

Anatomy of Documentation

All organizations try to hide real information under Standard Templates of documentation. Because it need to "look" worth the effort/money put in. You can't spend 3 man months and produce a two pager. It is skillfully wrapped as 'Professional'.

The rough document created from scratch (without a template) most likely has all you need it to have - guidance to WORK.

Anatomy of a Software Tester

Software TESTERS are mean, heartless people. Their typical anatomy consists of

Shrubby Hair - denotes complex thought process and contraption that they keep generating
Small Eyes - For Shrewd cruel look at software... so much so that the bug confesses itself, the one that never appeared in development
Long Nose - that can smell workarounds, performance failures
No ears - for absolutely NO Listening
Sinister Mustache - replaced with Sinister short hair in case of females
Half Smile - defining cunning look

However hard a developer may try, they will discover the WRONG way to do the things and file them as bugs.

They do their DUTY. I'd do mine - EFFO S-oles.

Heart-Break !!!

Something has to be BLAMED!

One can't live with regrets for long. There has to be a reason for the mistake. Some scapegoat excuse for silliness.

Believers have GOD to blame. Some people wash it temporarily with Alcohol and Drugs.

But atheist teetotalers have to look for more sophisticated REASONS.

Love Ain't Easy!!!

It starts small but slowly overtakes all your senses. Love takes hostages. It baffles, blindfolds, breaks you. But if you take it the Pragmatic way... It strengthens, satiates and soothes too.

Attitude determines whether you'd fall or Rise.

Valentine 2011

A Truck kissed my leg on Kiss day and Doctor gave it a tight hug on Hugs day...
... My Valentine will remain ON for 2 more weeks...

Happy No-Valentine Day!!!

Traditions are traditions!!! Love'em OR Hate'em, they are a part of our life.

Single since 28 years... :-)

And Still Happy about it!

No Relativity

Just take out You'n Me out of the world and what remains is Mathematics & Love.

Love is ...

...Totally Undefined. No matter how hard one may try to put it in any form of expression. Still one can understand it, feel it, do it.

But just like Modern-Art not everyone understands it, not everyone possess it.

Blue heart strategy!!!

It's hard to be unique, stand-out from the crowd, be different.

One who has the courage to be different, intelligence to be right and sensibility to remain grounded is the blue heart we admire. Whether it's love or business - It definitely costs to be different, and definitely pays to be different!

Larger than Life !!!

What is life without love? All actions/inactions of a soul are derived from love - whether it is for other or self. Love is indeed so large that it encompasses not only an individuals life but many around him. Cheers!!! to the love around you and me.