Developer v/s QA

Life isn't FAIR... specially when you are at the receiving end.

A few months out of active development and I've got the sacrificial perspective - I'm able to see the perfect balance.

This buzztoon however was created when I was a coder and my feelings were more Real.

Anatomy of a Software Tester

Software TESTERS are mean, heartless people. Their typical anatomy consists of

Shrubby Hair - denotes complex thought process and contraption that they keep generating
Small Eyes - For Shrewd cruel look at software... so much so that the bug confesses itself, the one that never appeared in development
Long Nose - that can smell workarounds, performance failures
No ears - for absolutely NO Listening
Sinister Mustache - replaced with Sinister short hair in case of females
Half Smile - defining cunning look

However hard a developer may try, they will discover the WRONG way to do the things and file them as bugs.

They do their DUTY. I'd do mine - EFFO S-oles.